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Charlemagne "Sharky" Victor Boshaw ([personal profile] broshaw) wrote in [personal profile] sailmods 2023-06-14 04:42 am (UTC)

Bonus One: Pratt texts
Bonus Two: May Klaus
Bonus Three: May Ava
Regain: It looks like a regular set of DVDs for the beloved Tim Allen franchise The Santa Clause
Notes: but by now you should know there's nothing normal about this piece of box-office success. you see, if Sharky opens the first movie's DVD case, his beard will grow a la the Santa Claus himself, restoring him to his natural post-Collapse glory. the beard can't be shaved or trimmed, just like the movie!! but that's okay: opening the second DVD case will cause his beard to disappear, leaving him with only his trashy pre-Collapse goatee. if he opens the third movie case... he'll see a DVD for the worst movie in the history of Christmas.

the DVDs all work like normal DVDs, and the effect only happens to Sharky.

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