Bonus One: Here
Bonus Two: Here (backdated September thread)
Bonus Three: Here
Regain: Memories of the Forge and Gorge events. If I can pack a physical regain into the same set of threads, can he have a Clean Sweeper and remember them when he picks it up?

Notes: I wasn't sure whether to do this as a canon update or a regain. Wilson will now remember going through a portal in the subterranean ruins with five of his friends and entering the realm of The Forge, then after several rounds of gladiatorial combat there, going through another portal and entering the realm of the Elder Bog (also known as The Gorge) and being forced to serve meals to an entity known as the Gnaw. This will not include any recollection of when this happened relative to anything else or how (if?) they got back to the Constant.
No dramatic psychological changes, but he does now have an additional fear of transmogrifying into a barely-sapient amphibian swamp monster after being threatened with such and seeing it happen to others in the Gorge.
The Clean Sweeper cycles through cosmetic skins for items and structures (and his beard), but doesn't change anything's function.