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GAL FRIDAY:
THE CAPTAIN:
unless he likes you then it's more like
PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:
THE CAPTAIN:
unless he likes you then it's more like
[he laughs, certain he'll be delighted by that reaction for a long while.]
Even in books?
Even in books?
Even in books. [beat] Well, except for the ones that end with slaughtering the wedding party, but I'm not sure that's applicable...
[... unless?]
[... unless?]
I certainly don't want to prevent you from having fun, but minimal deaths would be appreciated... Hmmm.
[here's his wedding present to the happy thruple.]
Maybe there's something I could do to make up for you not torturing the grooms-to-be?
[here's his wedding present to the happy thruple.]
Maybe there's something I could do to make up for you not torturing the grooms-to-be?
[he looks up at him, eyebrows raised.]
Are you bribing me?
Are you bribing me?
Oh— Miss Jenny??
[ Wait, is she also slandering the good name of Pac-Man?! Unacceptable… ]
I thought you weren’t coming back— have you been sleeping back here?? [ How is that comfortable??? ]
[ Wait, is she also slandering the good name of Pac-Man?! Unacceptable… ]
I thought you weren’t coming back— have you been sleeping back here?? [ How is that comfortable??? ]
Bribing is a bit strong... I was thinking this was more along the lines of negotiation.
[he brushes his thumb against the shell of his ear, unable to visibly express the tender regard in his gaze.]
I think it would be nice. I think you might enjoy the experience, even without violent sabotage. And, I'll admit, I very selfishly would like to see everyone's faces when they realize you aren't going to incite a bloody massacre.
[he brushes his thumb against the shell of his ear, unable to visibly express the tender regard in his gaze.]
I think it would be nice. I think you might enjoy the experience, even without violent sabotage. And, I'll admit, I very selfishly would like to see everyone's faces when they realize you aren't going to incite a bloody massacre.
Hehe, I was doing a quiz to see how compatible people are with my brother, I wanted to know if you were interested in trying?
( as per usual meaning they should be used to this, so let pollux release castor's hand so she can sit next to jenny. legs pressed together, and both the book and pen placed against her lap so that they're out of the way. )
First, what's this one about?
( anything special... eggs, tentacles, what have you? )
( as per usual meaning they should be used to this, so let pollux release castor's hand so she can sit next to jenny. legs pressed together, and both the book and pen placed against her lap so that they're out of the way. )
First, what's this one about?
( anything special... eggs, tentacles, what have you? )
( Wait—hold on, back up, hold on just one minute. Porn, sure, whatever. What did she just say before that!? )
That's what it was for?
( Why is she trying to set him up... He's perfectly happy with just Pollux!! )
That's what it was for?
( Why is she trying to set him up... He's perfectly happy with just Pollux!! )
( for what it's worth, she has the good grace and shreds enough of common sense to look absolutely horrified at that revelation. give her a second to reschool her features, though a visceral discomfort reigns supreme in the furrow between her eyebrows. )
Hunger is... it's a powerful drive. How... How have you managed to keep them all at bay for this long?
Hunger is... it's a powerful drive. How... How have you managed to keep them all at bay for this long?
[his eyes widen, glinting slightly.]
Oh, that does sound very funny... Some of them will spend the whole time waiting for the other shoe to drop, and then it never does...
[a determined nod]
Okay. I'm convinced. It will be a lovely wedding.
Oh, that does sound very funny... Some of them will spend the whole time waiting for the other shoe to drop, and then it never does...
[a determined nod]
Okay. I'm convinced. It will be a lovely wedding.
Ice Planet Barbarians. They have barbed dicks.
[a pause. she gives Castor a quick, doubtful glance before returning her attention to Pollux.]
By "compatible," do you mean... [insert completely inscrutable hand gesture that is somehow also definitely sexual] Because I am very much not available.
[a pause. she gives Castor a quick, doubtful glance before returning her attention to Pollux.]
By "compatible," do you mean... [insert completely inscrutable hand gesture that is somehow also definitely sexual] Because I am very much not available.
[no response for a moment, as Friday realizes that conversing duties have been given to her.]
I'm awfully sorry if you were worried; I really should've left some kind of a note... Jenny is gonna spend the night with me down in the morgue for a week or two, so you'll have your cabin all to yourself for a bit!
I'm awfully sorry if you were worried; I really should've left some kind of a note... Jenny is gonna spend the night with me down in the morgue for a week or two, so you'll have your cabin all to yourself for a bit!
Imagine, a few ominous hints about "until death do you part..." [he can't help a little laugh at the thought.] They won't know what won't hit them.
Ugh.
( Just. Out loud. Once Jenny starts referring to him. He's making a face like she just waved a worm in front of it. )
Not interested.
( Don't think she has anything to worry about. It's Pollux looking to set him up, so don't go thinking he's in on this!! )
( Just. Out loud. Once Jenny starts referring to him. He's making a face like she just waved a worm in front of it. )
Not interested.
( Don't think she has anything to worry about. It's Pollux looking to set him up, so don't go thinking he's in on this!! )
Huh!? We wouldn't dare take you from your future wife.
( then again, saying that almost sounds like a lie considering what her and castor have done in the past. anyway, not this time as she shakes her head. )
As friends! Compatible as friends! I am not going to cause a rift in either of you two's sex life!
( she's sighing because jeez!! they would think like that!!! embarrassments, the both of them. )
( then again, saying that almost sounds like a lie considering what her and castor have done in the past. anyway, not this time as she shakes her head. )
As friends! Compatible as friends! I am not going to cause a rift in either of you two's sex life!
( she's sighing because jeez!! they would think like that!!! embarrassments, the both of them. )
Oh, that part would have to be amended. After all, under the traditional rules, the marriage would be null and void within a month, at best.
[a grin] I'll have to work on it.
[a grin] I'll have to work on it.
Has anyone ever told you how concerning your projection habit is, or is that something they just keep to themselves.
Ahh... [okay, she gets it now. she can understand the sentiment, even if she never had that particular issue with her own.] I have to say, even though I am very interested to know what they are... I'm not sure questions are the way to go. To find somebody like him, you should just look for anyone strutting around like an adolescent billy goat and just have them butt horns at each other. He'll make plenty of friends that way!
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