Yeah, and I'm not meant to tell anyone else, because that's 'fourth walling'. Not like you can't see 'em if you look that way- [ Gestures over his shoulders at the empty seats of the live studio audience. Sorry kids, he can't do living things here. ]

I guess I just always thought it was a pity. Y'know. You're the only other person I've met who gets it. I always hoped somehow we could be friends. [ This is a threat. ]