[casually rolls up to the desk on his very cool rollerblades that i definitely didn't forget he had]

Friday! I got two questions for you, then I'll get outta your hair. [holds up a finger] One, is it still cool if I wanna use the PA system to play music?? [aaand a 2nd finger] And two, do you have any, uhhh, like, blank nametags? Y'know, like, "Hello, my name is blah blah blah," that kinda thing? I looked in the sundry shop but, uhhh, I guess that's not normal cruise stuff.

[he wouldn't know! he's never been on a cruise before]