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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am

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GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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sictransitgloriamundi: (pressure wouldn't squash me)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-09 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[blinks]

I'd like to think that I wouldn't be able to create a being so annoying, but I did create Friday, so your suspicions are warranted.
ninetoes: (You got nowhere to run)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-09 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...

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The Captain would know whether Guabancex was originally a passenger or not. Guabancex who is, apparently, an elemental of this realm. Who is romantically entangled with Friday, and was brought back to the ship via fatality - enforced by Friday, herself.]


This is a fuckery.

[Whispered, to himself.

Fucking fuck. This is all some great, dramatic fuckery for amusement just like everything else. It's a fuckery and he fell for it, just like he fell for Blackbeard. The, until now, single greatest fuckery Israel Hands has ever witnessed.

He is just. Flabbergasted. For a moment. All his scheming and planning and for what--]


Yes or no, Captain.
Edited 2022-11-09 12:49 (UTC)
sictransitgloriamundi: (with time in my pocket)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-09 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The answer is so obviously "no" that I can't even imagine why you would think I should dignify you with a response.
ninetoes: (ConONeill02207_icon)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[So rude. He opens his mouth. Closes it. thinks. Opens it again. He is so confused.]

You say that, but you're bored as fuck in all this, and what fun is anything without an adversary? There's no story, no drama, do you really mean to tell me she's just some...rando passenger the same as the rest of us.
sictransitgloriamundi: (with my whiskey)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I make adversaries simply by existing. Why would I waste time and energy creating one from scratch?
ninetoes: (ConONeill02207_icon)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
For fun. Because you're bored. And lonely.
sictransitgloriamundi: (I'd not trade it for anything)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-09 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything I make, I can control, to a certain extent. And anything I can control, even just a little bit, isn't as fun as something I can't control at all.

That is why you're all here, after all. For fun.
ninetoes: (Would I ever stoop so low)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-09 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Until you tire of our amusements and it's off to the crew muster. If we're lucky.
sictransitgloriamundi: (or a throne)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-09 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[grins]

If you're lucky.
ninetoes: (A jealous fool who won't let go)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[His smile is. Very tight. Are you feasting? You should be. This is a banquet of anguish.]

You've acquired someone of mine. What's happened to him?
sictransitgloriamundi: (a cup)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-10 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Some lack the strength for transplant. They reject their new host.
ninetoes: (I think you better tell your friends to)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-10 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Don't fuck with me.

[Smaller now. A little desperate. A lot vulnerable.]

Please. What's happened to him?
Edited 2022-11-10 00:19 (UTC)
ninetoes: (But my love)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-10 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[For a moment Izzy looks just so fucking-- furious, heart broken, devastated, grief ridden, broken. Welling with emotion that makes his throat tight. Nearly impossible to choke out anything.

But what did he expect.]


Fine.
sictransitgloriamundi: (of the night sky)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't waste your time mourning the weak. There will always be more.
ninetoes: (mermaids sing)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Izzy spins on his heel to leave before violently changing his mind and closing the distance between them. It's stupid, but he doesn't care, and fists his hands into the Captain's shirt front.]

He was my fucking matelot, you prick! Do you have any idea!? Do you have any idea what it is to lose the one person you l- the only person who meant anything to you!? Do you!?
ninetoes: (ConONeill00375_icon)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[A snarl- right up in his business.]

Fuck you!
sictransitgloriamundi: (pressure wouldn't squash me)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-10 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Get in line.

[blinks]

Are we done here.
ninetoes: (is a ship with blue waves crashing into)

[personal profile] ninetoes 2022-11-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
You will regret this. You will regret this until you are thinking of me in all your waking hours. Thinking long and hard and begging to have made this right!

[And before Izzy can process the words he's just said in all seriousness to the Captain whilst close enough to kiss him, he shoves off and then pisses off.]
sictransitgloriamundi: (ever dreamed we even could be)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-11-10 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[... wait was that. flirting. it got kinda weird towards the end there???]