[Is Pratt whistling the Rebecca Black song as he approaches? He sure is! Because despite his absolutely shit encounter with Blackbeard, he's in a good mood cuz he's a man with a plan.]
Heya Friday!
Got a couple of requests for you if you want a mini-break from all your customer service stuff.
[He plunks down, right on Friday's desk, this extremely cursed horse toy he dug up on the Island with Sharky. Also ignore the fact he's definitely missing a finger on one of his hands. It's fine.]
First you know a few months ago when there were like ghosts in the mirrors and they were trying to drag us through it? Was that related to what just happened? Did ghosts drag people through mirrors or maybe crawled out of them or something.
And now the fun one. Think you could do me and Ava, and probs Sharky too, a solid, and drag Pickles out of the ship and put him in the haunted horse? We'll take good care of him.
[He cannot keep a straight face saying that because no, no they will not.]
Sooooo two contingents of creepy ghosts then. Great. Got it. Should we like... be worried about that? In the future?
[Granted he's gonna worry about it no matter what she says, but hey, maybe she'll say everything is all good.]
What? Why not? It'd be awesome. Check it,
[Prepare for the verbal equivalent of a PowerPoint entitled "Putting Pickles in a Cursed Horse is a Great Idea, you guys are just mean."]
Okay so first, he's trapped in the ship right? Being nothing. And that fucking sucks so at least he'd be out of there and while he'd be a horse toy, at least he'd be something and could talk and shit. It gets him free of the 'I have no mouth and I must scream' scenario he's stuck in.
Me, Sharky and Ava will work out joint custody of him, and you know.. make sure he doesn't possess anyone else or fuck shit up somehow and we promise to not put him in the garbage disposal. [Of the kitchen sinks they don't have.] And what else do you do with a weird horse toy that isn't haunted? We gotta take the situation into our own hands, and you know... get something haunting this bad boy.
If Zak Bagins shows up we gotta have something for him to freak out about. We are future proofing the ship just in case. A public service and all that.
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Friday - Mid monthish
Heya Friday!
Got a couple of requests for you if you want a mini-break from all your customer service stuff.
[He plunks down, right on Friday's desk, this extremely cursed horse toy he dug up on the Island with Sharky. Also ignore the fact he's definitely missing a finger on one of his hands. It's fine.]
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I don't need a break; helping passengers is my job! What do you need?
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[Probably.]
First you know a few months ago when there were like ghosts in the mirrors and they were trying to drag us through it? Was that related to what just happened? Did ghosts drag people through mirrors or maybe crawled out of them or something.
And now the fun one. Think you could do me and Ava, and probs Sharky too, a solid, and drag Pickles out of the ship and put him in the haunted horse? We'll take good care of him.
[He cannot keep a straight face saying that because no, no they will not.]
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[pause.
turns face towards the horse.
longer pause.]
... Um. I think that, even if I could do that...? I... wouldn't...
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[Granted he's gonna worry about it no matter what she says, but hey, maybe she'll say everything is all good.]
What? Why not? It'd be awesome. Check it,
[Prepare for the verbal equivalent of a PowerPoint entitled "Putting Pickles in a Cursed Horse is a Great Idea, you guys are just mean."]
Okay so first, he's trapped in the ship right? Being nothing. And that fucking sucks so at least he'd be out of there and while he'd be a horse toy, at least he'd be something and could talk and shit. It gets him free of the 'I have no mouth and I must scream' scenario he's stuck in.
Me, Sharky and Ava will work out joint custody of him, and you know.. make sure he doesn't possess anyone else or fuck shit up somehow and we promise to not put him in the garbage disposal. [Of the kitchen sinks they don't have.] And what else do you do with a weird horse toy that isn't haunted? We gotta take the situation into our own hands, and you know... get something haunting this bad boy.
If Zak Bagins shows up we gotta have something for him to freak out about. We are future proofing the ship just in case. A public service and all that.
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deep intake of breath.]
... No.
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Fiiiiine.
[He grabs his cursed horse again, holding it at his side.]
It was a good plan though.
Okay but the ghost thing, is that under control now? No one possessed anymore? Everyone back to normal? You good?
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[a brisk nod]
Yep! Everything's as normal as it ever is!
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Well glad to have you back and all. Thanks Friday.
[Him and his horse will just have to come up with a better plan next time.]