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[actuallyawolf]

I can think of lots of things to do. More if I wasn't stuck on a dumb boat. But eventually I'd have done everything so many times. Eventually I'd run out of things, and I'd be bored. And look. I could live a few hundred years, easy. If I became powerful enough, well, it could be ten times as long. But even then... three thousand years is a long time to live.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... Hm. I suppose a housefly couldn't imagine how it would spend a year, either.

[actuallyawolf]

You never get bored of something you've done a hundred times before? Never?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I never do something a hundred times unless it's fun.

[actuallyawolf]

And you don't think it might become less fun eventually?

[She squints.]

How old are you?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[shrugs]

You do stop counting after the first few thousand.

[actuallyawolf]

Hmph. That old, and you can't figure out how to put fish in the water?

[Not annoyed about that. Not at all.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I could, if I wanted to. [raises brow] Though, considering living beings I create tend to go insane and try to kill everyone, maybe you all ought to consider me not wanting to a blessing. Instead of whining.