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[saltwaterlungs]

Uh, immediately, because you're both subtle as fucking bricks about each other?

[ Vague gesture. Look she had the puzzle pieces in hand she just thought she was making a picture of a dog and not a horse. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Aw. [audibly disappointed] I was hoping he'd go mad with the knowledge...

[saltwaterlungs]

Skulduggery having terrible taste in men isn't enough to go mad over. It's not really that surprising.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

It's not like it would take very much. He's half cracked already... Terrible, though. What a strong word.

[it's fine he can just have fun some other way.]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Nope. He might be very good at setting down rakes in front of her for her to step on but this time, just once, she's not taking the bait. Nope. Not even engaging, just looking directly at her book. She's not getting Lucius'd again. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Awful, maybe. Bad. But, terrible. That's a bit of an exaggeration.

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Not engaging!!!! Not having this conversation with him!!!!!! She will not be giving any opinion on this one way or another!!!!!! ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

It would all depend on what factors you're taking into consideration when making the judgement, of course. Perhaps the natural distaste of having to recognize a paternal figure as, well... capable of intimacy, is enough to cancel out all my more positive features...

[saltwaterlungs]

Oh my God- shut up, for once in your life shut up, shut up! Shut up. I fucking swear to God-

[ Immediately diving for her headphones. ]

Fucking gross- I'm telling him you're being gross at me-

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You raised the subject. It's hardly my fault it happens to be one I enjoy.

[... oh it's the need to make things worse thing again.]

And perhaps I don't mind getting into trouble.

[saltwaterlungs]

[ With a loud gagging noise, Darcy reflexively vanishes from sight. She immediately dismounts from the roof of the bridge and storms off. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[victory]