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[sictransitgloriamundi]

Why do you only ever watch the same thing. [he's picked chocolate, obvs.] It's not even particularly good.

[serialskiller]

One, you're wrong. Two, if you want to give me more shows to watch with you, go ahead. Three...

[It shrugs, glancing back at the media player.]

Hi.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Hi.

[pause]

I am just here for the snacks.

[serialskiller]

Of course.

[Murderbot isn't pushing. And like, it's not like it couldn't have found someone else to watch with, so its presence here sure is what it is.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[silence]

You should watch horror media instead. It's less people talking to each other, and more chainsaws. [and thus, better.]

[serialskiller]

You're the one who came out to watch this with me. If you don't like it, fuck off.

[Shrug.]

I'm just here because it's private and quiet. [This is absolutely a lie, of course.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Ah, yes, the notable peace and quiet of the endless parade of supplicants leaving offerings and then being entirely appalled when what they wanted happened. I may start insisting on reservations.

[serialskiller]

"Supplicants. I hope that's not what you think I am." There's a scoff beneath the words.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

If you have a better word for it, I'm all ears.

[serialskiller]

[It shrugs.]

A visitor, perhaps. I'm not here because I want shit. I'm here because I know you like stories and media and this is the media I have to share. Besides Bob Ross, which you didn't seem to want to join me for.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

His smug tone irritates me.

[huffs] It is rather annoying when you all insist on pretending like you don't have a motive. You don't need to insult both of our intelligences.

[serialskiller]

Fine. I want to not be alone, and I want to not be with anyone who pities me or thinks I'm cute and harmless. You know everything about me. You know what I am, what I've done. Maybe what I'll do in the future. But you're still here. For whatever reason, you're still here.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... Fifty seven is solidly what they refer to as "rookie numbers." Now, admittedly, rather unique for an accident that didn't involve some sort of railway mishap, but not terribly impressive.

[serialskiller]

Sixty-one.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... [a faint grin] Ah, so you have started counting those.

[serialskiller]

They deserve to be counted.

What are you smiling about?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Am I not allowed?

[serialskiller]

You're allowed. I just...don't understand why my counting them matters to you.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[shrugs]

You're the one that enjoys character-driven narratives. You tell me.

[serialskiller]

[It thinks for a moment. Reaches a conclusion, rejects the conclusion.]

Fuck if I know.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Mood.