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[ninetoes]

Fuck's sake- You know that is the most dramatic thing I have heard in my life. If you want something, you take control. That's how it works. You make it happen, you don't just...float around all 'ohh noo poor me I have no say in anything'. Accountability. Responsibility. Duty, my god, man. Life is what you make it, which you should be very well aware of. If you take control, then you have control. That's it.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

And how has that been working out for you, exactly. In your life.

[ninetoes]

It’s been pretty fucking good, actually.

[Like he’s actually offended, he loves his life??]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Has it, though. Has it really.

[ninetoes]

Perfect. ..until recently. I’m a fucking legend in my own world. What’s your point?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

And yet, primarily remembered by history for fictionalized adaptations of your persona that always seem to end with you being beaten by young boys.

So. You know. Relatively.

[ninetoes]

..

[Scoff- as if]

You are obviously lying.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

...

I am actually thrilled that nobody has thought to mention Robert Louis Stevenson to you before this moment.

[ninetoes]

Short lived then, because I don’t care who that is.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Oh, of course.

[ninetoes]

But you’re going to tell me anyway, I assume.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Nope.

[pops the p]

[ninetoes]

[A grunt.]

Right, well. That was enlightening. You can piss off, now.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[. . .]

I live here?

[ninetoes]

Did I stutter?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You're at my door. Where do I even piss off to.

[ninetoes]

How should I know? What’s on the other side of that door, anyway.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

The bridge. Where I live.

[ninetoes]

You live in the bridge.. is that not where the helm is?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

The what.

[ninetoes]

The helm. The ship’s wheel.