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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am

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GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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palfriday: (free to face the life)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-12-18 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[nods firmly] Okay, then just leave your message with me and I'll pass it along!
angrycrabnoises: (FURY!!!!!)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2022-12-18 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
“ALRIGHT! YOU BETTER FUCKIN DO IT!! HERE I GO.”

Karkat inhales deeply. His inhaling goes on far longer than it probably should. Good lord, just how large are his lungs? Anyway...

“TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE SERENA ETERNA: I DON’T NEED TO SEE YOU TO KNOW YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GRAB PEOPLE THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE, ZAP THEM ONTO YOUR LITTLE CRUISESHIP, AND MAKE US ALL TAPDANCE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, YOU SICK FREAK? WELL, I FOR ONE AM NOT DANCING. OR, I AM DANCING, BUT IT’S A DANCE OF FURY! YOU CAN PUT A BUNCH OF FANCY ATTRACTIONS UP TO KEEP US DOCILE AND DROOLING AND FONDLING OUR OWN HORNS, BUT THIS ISN’T A PLACE ANYONE CAN LIVE! I AM SO SICK OF BEING JERKED AROUND ON A STRING BY OMNISCIENT DOUCHEBAGS WITH INSCRUTABLE MOTIVATIONS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH US ONCE YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN? DO YOU JUST THROW US ALL INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN? DO YOU HAVE ANY REASON FOR DOING THIS, OR IS IT JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES? AT LEAST COME OUT AND SAY IT TO MY GODDAMN FACE, YOU TURD.”

He clears his throat.
“THAT SHOULD DO IT.”
nepetaleijon: (aheh.)

[personal profile] nepetaleijon 2022-12-19 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nepeta is pretty sure she can't actually apologize for Karkat here, but since Friday herself isn't the direct object of his ire, she can at least ...

"Thank you!" she adds cheerfully to Friday. "Um, that's fur you, not part of the message."