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[broshaw]

[he's just gonna decide it's the first one. fuck it!]

Okay cool. 'Cos uh, kind of a bummer when it isn't, y'know? Totally drags the whole vibe down. So put a pin in maybe Disneyland or like, even Six Flags would be good. Hell, I'd take a visit to Dollyland...

[but a carnival works, so good enough.]

Anyway, okay, the other thing. I got a really good fuckin' idea thanks to my best bro Pratt and basically: I wanna like, play music for people over the PA system. You know, like a radio station. Maybe take requests. Give life advice, announce big goings on, that kinda thing.

[palfriday]

-- Oh, that sounds wonderful! Of course, I'm the only one who has access to it, so you'd have to stop by here to do it, but...

[she reaches under the desk, fusses around nosily for a few seconds, and then slams what very much looks like a ginormous conch shell onto the desk.]

I think it'd be fun!

[broshaw]

Oh, sure, yeah, that's no prob --

[whoa what the fuck kind of Lord of the Flies shit is this?]

-- Holy shit, is that the PA system??? Wow, never seen that kinda thing at Radioshack...

[palfriday]

Oh, don't worry, it's really easy! When you're holding it, the whole ship can hear anything you say! Just like that!

[broshaw]

For real? Wow. That's way easier than the shit we had to do back home. [he still doesn't know how they hooked up the radio after the Collapse. that's beyond his pay grade.]

So like, I can play music and it'll play through all the speakers on the ship?? I got a boombox I can just sorta plop right down in front of it... Then I gotta get the questions so I can, like, answer them. Oh, and figure out a cool DJ name or somethin'.......

[priorities!!!]

[palfriday]

Just let the boombox hold it, and it'll play over the speakers!

[y'know, with its little boombox hands.]

[broshaw]

Uhh, it's sorta one of the handless models... [he debates it for like, half a second, then shrugs.] Whatever, I'll figure it out.

Oorrrrr, we'll figure it out? [seems only fair to offer Friday some of the spotlight!] You could be my co-host if you want!

[palfriday]

[holds up hands] Um, I think I'll just stick to my normal announcements, if that's okay...!

[broshaw]

It's your ship, Friday, you do whatever the hell you want and don't let me or anybody else tell you otherwise.

[he says it with the same casual offhandedness of a drunken sorority girl in the bathroom of a Wafflehouse at 3 in the morning.]

I've gotta get, like, so much shit in order, but uhhh, can I just... come back when I'm ready?

[palfriday]

It's not really... [actually no it kinda is, isn't it. oh well. don't think about that too much.]

Of course! I hope you have lots of fun!