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[stormpirate]

no hes a thunder god

he does LOOK like a cat tho in the same way i look like a hot babe

[decohere]

you're such a hot babe

so he doesn't lick his butt and such? does he ever take a more human form like the other cat dudes on the ship?

[stormpirate]

no he does cat stuff but thats just because hes a weirdo

he doesnt actually whenever hes solid hes always a cat. like i said. weirdo.

[decohere]

what are your other brothers like? less weird or in other ways?

[stormpirate]

i believe the word people invented back home was "himbos"

[decohere]

none with distinctly twink energy?

hm. which of them would you consider the most useful without being overly... likely to go on a rampage?

[stormpirate]

thats a very

specific

question

whats up

[decohere]

oh you know, ive never had siblings

wasnt sure if you had a favorite.

[stormpirate]

what the fuck are u freaks up to

[decohere]

science?

don't listen to lil dick, he's just like that.

[stormpirate]

FUCK science i saw jurasic park i know what that shit does

dont sicnece my brothers theyve been thru enough shit here

[decohere]

hey, that's my favorite movie.

... i thought you wanted them back?

[stormpirate]

NOT ALL PET SEMETARY I DONT WHAT THE FUCK

[decohere]

oh.

i didn't want this perfectly good husk of a moon god(??) to go to waste. he's a little scrawny but has all his limbs.

[stormpirate]

ARE YOUF CUKING DOING NECROMNACY?????????

[decohere]

no i can't do necromancy.

well hell, really misjudged this. probably for the best that izzy's rip now. he almost gave up an entire arm to your cat bro. he didn't tell you about that?

[stormpirate]

i am VERY confident that someone as aggressively normie as perrito was WASNT PLANNING ON DOING FUCKING

NECROMANCY

LIKE WERE IN A BAD HORROR MOVIE THAT NEVER FUCKING WORKS EVEN THERE CABRON

[decohere]

sure but he was trying to mess around with contract magic knowing fuck all about what he was doing and ah yeah pratt thinks izzy was apparently going to blackmail you instead

wait so did he really not tell you where they're located?

[stormpirate]

like i said the only normal person in your entire group

NO or maybe. idk. idk if we ever ha d aconverstaion where i wasnt hammered.

[decohere]

... not my fault all the normal people vanish.

are you hammered right now? because you... could meet us. we could show you.

[stormpirate]

WAIT WHAT WAS HE EVEN GONNA BLAKCMAIL ME OVER???? I DONT HAVE SHIT????? what do i have a fuckin stand in luquillo and thats not even his reality??????

[translation: she's not really emotionally ready for that yet.]

[decohere]

idk he was a weird little freak. wanted to win you over to fuel his own delusions of overthrowing this reality.

but if you want me to let you know what i find out, i will.

[stormpirate]

[an hour passes]

i dont think im ready to see them. not like that.