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[sictransitgloriamundi]

You called you Pinball Vance...

[crosses arms] I'm afraid I have no crown, so we'll have to be playing for some other prize.

[pinballer]

Lots of people called me that, dipshit!

[ Lots of teenagers, anyway, if those count as people. ]

I want a prom. A good one, with a theme of my choice and outfits that aren't from Tommy Bahama. Chrissy and I got voted Prom Queen and King, and we missed out back home, so I want to give her a good one here. [ A beat. ] And you also have to call me Pinball Vance from now on if I win. Even when I'm not around.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I understood nearly all of those words.

[he extends a hand with a theatrical little flourish.]

Challenge accepted. Name the time and place.

[pinballer]

Playback, at midnight. Highest score wins.

[ Midnight is a stupid time to expect anyone else to wake up to watch a pinball challenge but it's also the coolest time to do anything. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You're on.

[and, with that, he disappears.]