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Tw: sui

[angrycrabnoises]

[Karkat opens his mouth, then closes it.]

[After a moment]

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

THAT’S NOT A THREAT, BY THE WAY. DESPITE HOW IT SOUNDS, I AM GENUINELY ASKING.

Tw: sui

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... I'm relatively confident you don't want the actual answer to that question.

Tw: discussion of suicidal ideation

[angrycrabnoises]

NO BECAUSE, IF IT IS...
I GET THAT.

I’VE BEEN THERE.
MANY MANY TIMES IN MY TINY FEEBLE LIFESPAN.

[Despite his naturally abrasive volume, his tone seems to have softened somewhat.]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR DEAL IS WITH IT SPECIFICALLY, AND YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AND THAT’S FINE.

NOR WILL I GO ON SOME LENGTHY MASTURBATORY ORATION ON THE BEAUTY OF LIFE THAT’S MOSTLY TO GIVE MYSELF A PAT ON THE BACK INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY SITTING WAIST DEEP IN THE SHIT OF ANOTHER PERSON’S FEELINGS FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. LIFE IS ABSURD AND BRUTAL, AND THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT IT, THE SMALLER YOU GET IN RELATION TO THE GRAND FUCKING SCOPE OF IT. THIS WHOLE SHIP IS JUST A TINY BLIP IN THE FUCKING COSMOS OF PRE-ORDAINED BULLSHIT.

I THINK I’M RAMBLING SO I’M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF TO SHUT THE FUCK UP IN A MOMENT, BUT I JUST WANNA SAY, IF YOU’RE DOING ALL THIS BECAUSE IT’S EMPTY, I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND IT.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[long pause]

... Aren't you twelve.

[angrycrabnoises]

FOURTEEN, BUT WE HAVE IT ROUGH ON ALTERNIA.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

It does seem to be one of those inherently awful realities, yes.

[angrycrabnoises]

HEY, FUCK YOU. ONLY ALTERNIANS GET TO SHIT ON ALTERNIA.

[Despite his words, he doesn’t actually seem mad.]