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[palfriday]

[...

an even longer pause as she considers the best way to explain that she has no idea what dry cleaning is but it sounds counterproductive...?]

Um, there are some clothes in the sundries shop...?

[makesomedeals]

Madam, those are not clothes.

[Those are khaki's and shirts with quirky sayings on them.]

What about proper clothes?

[He gestures at himself.]

Am I simply supposed to wear this forever?

[palfriday]

[...]

... Yes?

[makesomedeals]

[He appreciates the directness if nothing else. Empty platitudes are going to waste both their time.]

Well that's simply unacceptable.

Let's not think about me for a moment, and consider the other passengers.

[He knows it's difficult to think about other people, but stay with him for this.]

Are the humans supposed to launder their clothes daily? What do they wear while it's being washed?

[And don't say the shirts from the shop.]

[palfriday]

The clothes in the sundries shop!

[makesomedeals]

I see.

[Hmf.]

Well that was entirely unhelpful, thank you.

[He turns to leave, he's going to go think up some way to barter for more suits.]

[palfriday]

You're welcome! [telling the captain about passenger complaints always leads to whatever it was about getting much worse.

... she thinks she'll do it.]