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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am

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GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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hellonspectacles: (It's a grayer house I worry about)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-27 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I’m afraid not [he taps his glasses on the table, offering an apologetic kind of smile] But I’m a quick study. Can you explain it?
palfriday: (to carry on)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
... [shoulders droop]

That may already be too much... Oh, it's not supposed to work as good if they know about it, and I already don't know if it works at all...

... It's meant for protection, at least. That's its intent. [a humorless little laugh] I just don't ever really know how much mine is worth!
hellonspectacles: (Default)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-28 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You made them, didn’t you? Based on a technique someone taught you. Pirate Jenny? [He returns his glasses to his face and presses his hands together. If Friday says that the leis work better the less they know, then he believes her. But how, then, can they really be of use?]

If you can’t tell me precisely what they do…can you tell me what you would suggest I do with mine? The best way to care for it, let’s say. A bit of friendly advice from our cruise director could hardly break the spell, right?
palfriday: (oh lord I'll try)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-28 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[shakes head] No, she's never been very... One of her brothers; he was a bit more... magically inclined! It never helped him much, but...

Just... try to keep it secret? If it does work, you want it when it will really count... The good thing is, even if he does see it, there's a really good chance he won't even be able to figure out what it is! Magic can be pretty funny like that, huh! [pause] It's just... There's also an equally good chance he throws a fit and destroys you all because he can't figure it out... Getting mad at me like he didn't do it to himself...

... Gosh, I really do talk about him like I don't even like him sometimes!
hellonspectacles: (The greatest necromancer of a generation)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's a good chance he throws a fit and destroys us all because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. But I take your point, and I will certainly not be telling him anything. [He'll come back to the why of the captain's ignorance later, but for now there are more pressing matters]

[considering for a moment] As for the other passengers, I will endeavor to give them only as much information as they need to use the leis properly when the opportunity occurs. Does that suffice?
palfriday: ('cause I've got to be free)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[she nods, clearly pleased] Well, I hope it does! It'll be really awful if it doesn't!

... But, I'm sure I'll do even better with the next group, then!
hellonspectacles: (Default)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ugh that's so unsettling, Pal doesn't want to think about there being a next group]

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Now, as I was saying: Miss Friday, what must we do with the leis? Wear them? Keep them on our person? Or should they stay hidden in our cabins?
palfriday: (reflections in the waves)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[thinks...]

Um, if it ever seems like the world is ending, wearing them is a good idea! [NAILED IT]
hellonspectacles: (Default)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-29 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
...All right.

[okay, not very helpful, but at least he has confirmed that there is something about the leis that might protect them in dire circumstances. And that wearing them is a good idea. That's slightly more than he knew earlier.]

One more question, if you don't mind. Why doesn't the captain know about them?
palfriday: (Default)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[no response. not even the usual movement. just complete stillness.]
hellonspectacles: (Default)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-06-29 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[uh, yikes.]

[Pal waits for a long moment or two, perhaps longer than most people would. He's patient like that. But finally he can't just stand here any longer, waiting for something to happen.]


Er, Miss Friday?
palfriday: (to carry on)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-06-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[she suddenly shakes her head vigorously, like a dog coming in from the rain, and makes a noise not unlike a computer restarting.]

Brr! That's, um, gosh... There's a whole lot of wards in place to keep certain topics "quiet," see, so it's a little...

[beat]

Thank you for not hitting me! It actually just distracts me more...
hellonspectacles: (Default)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-07-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He jumps a little when she gives a sudden shudder, and then frowns faintly as he looks her over.] I— indeed. I suppose it’s for the best. The less any of us know about that particular topic, the less likely it is that he will find out about it.

[Another blink] Er, you’re welcome?

[Friday, you really need better friends.]
palfriday: (so climb aboard)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-07-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
["better," "any," same shit.]

Is there anything else I can help you with? As much as I can, of course!
hellonspectacles: (He was made lovely)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-07-03 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pal picks up the lei and puts it back in his knapsack] Not at the moment. But I am going to remember this. [he makes a gesture to encompass the room] I knew the morgue would be quiet, but I didn’t expect it to be so…enlightening.

[He offers her his hand] Thank you, Miss Friday.
palfriday: (reflections in the waves)

[personal profile] palfriday 2022-07-05 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[she stares at the hand briefly, decides that asking what that's about is too weird, and just gives a nod.]

Any time! I'm here to serve, after all!
hellonspectacles: (I would never do anything silly)

[personal profile] hellonspectacles 2022-07-08 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[okay! No handshakes! Noted.]

And I, for one, greatly appreciate your efforts. Be well, Miss Friday.

[and with that he goes, brimming with ideas and information]