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[saltwaterlungs]

That's what I said, Erder.

[ Sounds the same to her. ]

Why? Is there something he should've told me?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[silence]

[saltwaterlungs]

Oh- and he told me about you wanting the cool knife. Said you seemed kind of hurt by it. And I guess... he talked about you? What you're like when you're not doing the megalomaniac 'bleh bleh I'm the bad guy' bit.

[ Shrug. ]

That was all off the record, 's why I didn't think of it.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That's--

[FRUSTRATED NOISE]

Why did you think I was interested in anything on the record?!

[saltwaterlungs]

You asked what he told me!

[ WOW, SUCKS WHEN SOMEONE TAKES YOUR QUESTIONS LITERALLY, DOESN'T IT?! ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[archly] And you left out a great deal of information. Like someone who isn't interested in a hedgehog eraser.

[saltwaterlungs]

I told you when I remembered it, didn't I? What's the big deal anyway? You don't just sit in the bridge twiddling your moustache and rubbing your hands together evil-y all day, big whoop. It's not like any of it was actually useful.

[ Huffs. ]

He said he thought you were kind of funny. And quiet. That you're bad at dealing with people if they're not picking a fight with you. None of that is like, revealing your secret evil plans or anything. That could describe like, half the people on the ship.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[a hedgehog-shaped eraser is thrown with some force square at her forehead]

[saltwaterlungs]

OW-

[ Darcy rubs at the hedgehog-shaped red mark at her forehead, holding the damn thing in her other hand. ]

You're fucking welcome. Asshole.

[ Darcy dismounts from the roof of the bridge, well and truly feeling like she's hit her limit with this guy. But she can't stop herself from adding- ]

You make it so fucking hard to want to help you.

[ And the hedgehog gets thrown back towards the door. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[this is literally just a huge double W for him here so.]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Of course there's one other thing she forgot, which she calls over her shoulder as she's going- ]

Max says 'fuck you' for making him leave his car behind.

[ And one last final thing, ]

The excursion was fun, by the way. So thanks for that.