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GAL FRIDAY:

THE CAPTAIN:

unless he likes you then it's more like

~~PIRATE JENNY~~ ~~GUABANCEX~~ JENNY:

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[Alright, excursion over, Jade probably got punched, now it's time to tie some loose ends. Natsuno's wearing his best "polite kid talking to a respected adult" demeanor.]

Hello, Ms. Friday. I have a request, if you don't mind. I'll be dead tomorrow evening, so can you please let me revive in the morgue instead of the cabin?

Edited (I wanted him to stay dead for 3 days pls and thank you) 2022-09-25 04:39 (UTC)

[incredibly long pause]

... Should I be... concerned... about this...? [like do you need help should she call the police]

[A shorter pause.]

No, it's fine. I just need to settle a score [He lets Jinx murder him and in return she stops harassing him, this is a normal and well-adjusted way to handle things] and I don't want to worry Jade.

[Because 1) he will get the lecture of a lifetime and 2) his other friends will find out and they all believe in violent retaliation.]

... Um, well... I really shouldn't encourage such things, but if everybody is consenting, there shouldn't be that much of a problem! [nods] I'll keep you in the cabinet until you're ready!

[Well that was easy. Surely nothing will go wrong about this death!]

Thank you. [He even inclines his head a bit, a small polite bow.] Sorry in advance for the mess. I'll try to make it easier to clean.

[His kind are ridiculously hard to kill, it's always such a mess when people succeed...]