[kinda moves her lips along, suddenly way too aware of her own accent. huh. glad it was more of a lost in translation thing and not outright disinterest.]
No, no. I'll spare you the obligation. I was hoping you'd come as a friend.
[aww. that response completely disables her doubts.] Shapeshifting at a wedding is probably a faux pas.
Um. Suit? [shrug, she's even more clueless about menswear than she is about figuring out a wedding dress.] If you'd like to coordinate with Skulduggery. He's going to be my best man.
Well, it's not required... [though he clearly came up with something mid-sentence, and she's curious more than worried by that grin.] But I'm sure it'll be nice.
Before I commit to a date, I was hoping to run any possible schedule conflicts by you. Anything in the next month or two that I should avoid?
And not one aspiring horror slasher in the whole bunch. You clearly are scraping the bottom of the barrel now, huh. [grins because she's pretty sure he likes them better anyway.]
[squints at it closer as if suspicion alone can make her capable of telling such things.]
So it won't turn him the rest of the way into a duck and make him lay eggs, or cause all of his teeth fall out or suddenly grow eyebrows when he puts it on... nothing weird?
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[starts off pronouncing the two words entirely differently and then changes to similarly.]
I don't need to officiate, do I. It wasn't as funny as I thought it'd be.
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No, no. I'll spare you the obligation. I was hoping you'd come as a friend.
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... Do I need to wear anything in particular...
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Um. Suit? [shrug, she's even more clueless about menswear than she is about figuring out a wedding dress.] If you'd like to coordinate with Skulduggery. He's going to be my best man.
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And do I need to bring a gi-- [pause. eyebrows raise.
grins for just a moment.
does not talk again.]
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Before I commit to a date, I was hoping to run any possible schedule conflicts by you. Anything in the next month or two that I should avoid?
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July would be. Ill-advised.
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... Prom may have an easter egg of sorts. Watch for it.
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Oh, hm. I thought that was a thing for the kids... [but if 6 asked her to prom it's not like she'd say no.]
You going?
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Hopefully more fun than the camp dance. I really was expecting it to go up in flames. [it would have been so easy.]
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[it does happen at proms, tho. so.]
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Oh. Can I ask you one quick favor?
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This isn't... cursed or anything, is it? Before I give it to Peter. [she doesn't want him growing a beak or those duck feet!]
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It doesn't seem to be.
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So it won't turn him the rest of the way into a duck and make him lay eggs, or cause all of his teeth fall out or suddenly grow eyebrows when he puts it on... nothing weird?
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[but y'know that was so weirdly specific that now he's not sure of himself.]
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Is it normal to be so nervous, do you think?
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[a pause]
You'll be fine. And if he ever harms you, I'll peel his skin off and lock him in a dimension made of salt.
[that's what friends do right. he's pretty sure.]
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