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GAL FRIDAY:

THE CAPTAIN:

unless he likes you then it's more like

~~PIRATE JENNY~~ ~~GUABANCEX~~ JENNY:

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Kissing.

[pauses]

Wait, no, that's one of the required parts, isn't it... I suppose I'll allow it. [height of generosity.] I can't imagine I'll need anything that I can't provide myself.

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[A startled laugh when he says he'll allow it.]

Unfortunately, yes, it is.

[He shrugs.]

I figured as much. Is there there a particular range of objects you prefer for thank you gifts?

[Because he knows Johnny will probably find it good manners or something. Also, César's curious. Because this is a way less awful interaction than he expected.]

My range is "thank me with anything at all and I will personally ensure you literally eat it."

[César takes a big step back from the door, his eyes widening slightly. Nervous laugh.]

Oh. Well. I-I-I suppose that saves me a hundred or so hours of preparation.

[He takes it back. Ahhhh.]

[a pause. then, a quiet laugh.]

Is that all?

[The smart thing would be to leave but this genius pauses to think.]

... I was wondering if we could get some proper swim shirts. Inclusivity to death by pool horrors is important.

[Why. Why is that how you try to frame it for the Captain, César. Why.]