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GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


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PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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[pineapplesalmon]

[A startled laugh when he says he'll allow it.]

Unfortunately, yes, it is.

[He shrugs.]

I figured as much. Is there there a particular range of objects you prefer for thank you gifts?

[Because he knows Johnny will probably find it good manners or something. Also, César's curious. Because this is a way less awful interaction than he expected.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

My range is "thank me with anything at all and I will personally ensure you literally eat it."

[pineapplesalmon]

[César takes a big step back from the door, his eyes widening slightly. Nervous laugh.]

Oh. Well. I-I-I suppose that saves me a hundred or so hours of preparation.

[He takes it back. Ahhhh.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[a pause. then, a quiet laugh.]

Is that all?

[pineapplesalmon]

[The smart thing would be to leave but this genius pauses to think.]

... I was wondering if we could get some proper swim shirts. Inclusivity to death by pool horrors is important.

[Why. Why is that how you try to frame it for the Captain, César. Why.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[...]

The complete opposite of my problem. Go bother Friday.

[pineapplesalmon]

[That's not a no. César blinks.]

I believe I shall. [He nods to the door.] Until the wedding, I suppose.