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[actuallyawolf]

[Hopefully it's a good book.]

So. The skeleton. He put in his book that you were enslaved. And that you're trying to make sure you stay free. Among other things, I guess. Is that true? Did I understand that right?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That's one interpretation.

[actuallyawolf]

[squint]

How would you interpret it, then?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[shrugs]

[actuallyawolf]

[siiiiiiiigh.]

You're annoying, you know that? I can't believe I've been trapped here by someone so annoying.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That is another interpretation.

[actuallyawolf]

You're annoying and your tiny pocket universe sucks. Who makes an ocean without any fish in it?

[she crosses her arms, sulky.]

It's... it's, I dunno, unimaginative.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Living things are too fiddly. I don't like bothering with them.

[another shrug]

And I'm very rarely accused of being imaginative in the first place.

[actuallyawolf]

Fiddly. It's the fiddly bits that make it cool, come on. Do you know about how trees talk to each other with mushrooms?

[a pause.]

Are you alive? I mean, technically speaking.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[thinks]

Technically speaking.

[actuallyawolf]

Then you should appreciate it. You don't get to be alive forever.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Says who?

[actuallyawolf]

... so you do wanna be a god. Huh.

[She tilts her head.]

If you're born, you die. If you live, you kill, and eventually it's your turn. That's just how it is. Gods are dumb because they aren't part of that. They either fuck everything up or they aren't involved in anything and may as well not exist.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Hm...

[shakes head]

Nah.

[actuallyawolf]

Nah you don't want to be a god, or nah you think I'm wrong about them?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

"Nah, I don't think I'll die."

[actuallyawolf]

I dunno. Living forever sounds like it'd be boring. But I guess I never really thought about make a dumb bubble with a boat in it to keep people prisoner in.

[She sticks her tongue out at him.]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

How unimaginative.

[actuallyawolf]

Sticking your tongue out doesn't have to be imaginative, it's language that means I think you're dumb.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Not that. Can you really not think of how you'd spend your time if you lived forever?

[actuallyawolf]

I can think of lots of things to do. More if I wasn't stuck on a dumb boat. But eventually I'd have done everything so many times. Eventually I'd run out of things, and I'd be bored. And look. I could live a few hundred years, easy. If I became powerful enough, well, it could be ten times as long. But even then... three thousand years is a long time to live.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... Hm. I suppose a housefly couldn't imagine how it would spend a year, either.

[actuallyawolf]

You never get bored of something you've done a hundred times before? Never?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I never do something a hundred times unless it's fun.

[actuallyawolf]

And you don't think it might become less fun eventually?

[She squints.]

How old are you?