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[sictransitgloriamundi]

Yes.

1/2

[ninetoes]

2/2

[ninetoes]

Is he...aware of that?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I can only assume.

[ninetoes]

Because he's yours. You've claimed him. An' he's claimed you back.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Yes.

[ninetoes]

[Skulduggery Pleasant, you lying bitch. You giant, bony, brilliant seductress.]

Huh.


Congratulations?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Thanks.

[ninetoes]

... Captain, are you familiar with the concept of matelotage?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Gesundheit.

[ninetoes]

I’ll take that as a no. It’s partnership at sea. A marriage maybe, if you want to call it that. Economical and…otherwise.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... Cool? [no idea what this has to do with anything but learning is always fun.]

[ninetoes]

You really are the worst sailor. You and Skulduggery, you’ve made claim which I assume is exclusive. You’re matelots.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That sounds like a kind of tiny parrot. [considers...] I'll stick with lovers. That doesn't sound like a parrot of any size.

[ninetoes]

Sounds more like an albatross.

[There’s nuance in what Izzy’s trying to get at but it’s not working so he gives up. He’s so uncomfortable.]

But, in the spirit,

[He finally, fully offers back the rib.]

Thank you. For restoring Edward to me as he should be.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[blinks.

takes the rib.

and then says] I don't take credit for the things chance has done. That's all it was.

[ninetoes]

[Squint. Yeah, because that makes sense.]

What's that mean?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I didn't do anything. I didn't send him away. I didn't bring him here. I have absolutely zero impact on who ends up here, or when, or from when. It simply happened, as all things do.

oofa doofa sorry work is insane

[ninetoes]

... you have no control. On a ship that you made. In a world that you. You have no control.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

There is no control to be had. Not for anyone. Not anywhere.

[ninetoes]

[Exxxxxhale what the fuck does that mean]

This is.. this is an existential..thing?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[. . .]

It's life.

[ninetoes]

Fuck's sake- You know that is the most dramatic thing I have heard in my life. If you want something, you take control. That's how it works. You make it happen, you don't just...float around all 'ohh noo poor me I have no say in anything'. Accountability. Responsibility. Duty, my god, man. Life is what you make it, which you should be very well aware of. If you take control, then you have control. That's it.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

And how has that been working out for you, exactly. In your life.

[ninetoes]

It’s been pretty fucking good, actually.

[Like he’s actually offended, he loves his life??]