Oh, I mean, I can't. At most it'd just be, um, an illusion. It'd totally disappear. That's why I was hoping... [ He grimaces. ] What if I asked the Captain?
I would, I just didn't think-- [ "Didn't think." The source of so many of Jeff's problems! ] --there was anyone here who, like, had the gear or whatever. Though I guess all you need is a needle and some ink, I mean, that's what my buddies did back home, but--
Wait, do we have a legit tattoo artist here? [ Oh no, he's looking hopeful again! ]
[ Jeff groans and slumps over the desk in a puddle of despair. The furby says some gibberish, clearly echoing his disappointment, and not merely responding to being turned upside-down in the process. ]
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Why don't you just try a real tattoo? That sounds much easier and much less perilous!
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Wait, do we have a legit tattoo artist here? [ Oh no, he's looking hopeful again! ]
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[this does not seem like a situation where adding blackbeard would help.]
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This blooowwwwssss....
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pat pat...]
It's okay... You can always try to think up something else nice to do for him...