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[palfriday]

He'd tell you the same thing, except he'd be really mean about it!

[so.]

Why don't you just try a real tattoo? That sounds much easier and much less perilous!

[cacophonish]

I would, I just didn't think-- [ "Didn't think." The source of so many of Jeff's problems! ] --there was anyone here who, like, had the gear or whatever. Though I guess all you need is a needle and some ink, I mean, that's what my buddies did back home, but--

Wait, do we have a legit tattoo artist here? [ Oh no, he's looking hopeful again! ]

[palfriday]

... Um. None that I can think of!

[this does not seem like a situation where adding blackbeard would help.]

[cacophonish]

[ Jeff groans and slumps over the desk in a puddle of despair. The furby says some gibberish, clearly echoing his disappointment, and not merely responding to being turned upside-down in the process. ]

This blooowwwwssss....

[palfriday]

[...

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It's okay... You can always try to think up something else nice to do for him...