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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am

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GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

mariachi band playing "The Sound Of Silence" | Hello Darkness, My Old  Friend | Know Your Meme


saltwaterlungs: (Caspian Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Apparently even his boyfriend doesn't get immunity from the Captain's incessant need for superiority. Christ, she cannot fathom what Skully sees in him. ]

Okay, Izzy also told me. That's not really important.
sictransitgloriamundi: (with my whiskey)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
How long did it take for you to actually believe him? More or less than an hour?

[excuse you darcy this is the ONLY important thing he needs to know if his joke landed.]
saltwaterlungs: (Coral Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, immediately, because you're both subtle as fucking bricks about each other?

[ Vague gesture. Look she had the puzzle pieces in hand she just thought she was making a picture of a dog and not a horse. ]

sictransitgloriamundi: (and I'll stay at home)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Aw. [audibly disappointed] I was hoping he'd go mad with the knowledge...
saltwaterlungs: (Pained grin)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Skulduggery having terrible taste in men isn't enough to go mad over. It's not really that surprising.
sictransitgloriamundi: (I'd not trade it for anything)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like it would take very much. He's half cracked already... Terrible, though. What a strong word.

[it's fine he can just have fun some other way.]
saltwaterlungs: (Default)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nope. He might be very good at setting down rakes in front of her for her to step on but this time, just once, she's not taking the bait. Nope. Not even engaging, just looking directly at her book. She's not getting Lucius'd again. ]
sictransitgloriamundi: (all alone in the corner)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Awful, maybe. Bad. But, terrible. That's a bit of an exaggeration.
saltwaterlungs: (Well this sucks)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Not engaging!!!! Not having this conversation with him!!!!!! She will not be giving any opinion on this one way or another!!!!!! ]
sictransitgloriamundi: (come in close now)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
It would all depend on what factors you're taking into consideration when making the judgement, of course. Perhaps the natural distaste of having to recognize a paternal figure as, well... capable of intimacy, is enough to cancel out all my more positive features...
saltwaterlungs: (Indian Ocean)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God- shut up, for once in your life shut up, shut up! Shut up. I fucking swear to God-

[ Immediately diving for her headphones. ]

Fucking gross- I'm telling him you're being gross at me-
sictransitgloriamundi: (dreamed of a way to ignite)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
You raised the subject. It's hardly my fault it happens to be one I enjoy.

[... oh it's the need to make things worse thing again.]

And perhaps I don't mind getting into trouble.
saltwaterlungs: (Bermuda Triangle)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2022-12-02 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ With a loud gagging noise, Darcy reflexively vanishes from sight. She immediately dismounts from the roof of the bridge and storms off. ]
sictransitgloriamundi: (if I were a tardigrade)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2022-12-02 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[victory]