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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am
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NPC CONTACT PAGE

GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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theweakhavepurpose: (Stare)

Jenny??? [Probably Not]

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-28 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Pratt is dead drunk on the floor of tauva because he's taking Izzy's disappearance very well. Before he texts Sharky for an assist he's gonna make some drunk dials. So, Pratt punches in a number fully expecting this to work.]

867-5309

jnny
ur brother
y is he ac at?
stormpirate: (so get fucked)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-01-28 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[the captain absolutely made that a valid contact number because he thinks he's funny.]

why is your dick so small
theweakhavepurpose: (Trials - Sacrifice)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-28 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Squint.]

wait
when didd u see my dick?

& ur
deflctin
deflkaon
d
changing the subject
stormpirate: (I'm getting out!)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-02-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
same answer for both: bc thats just how it is
theweakhavepurpose: (Thinking)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
maximum & sharky are the spiders georg of dicks
unfair
not my fault

are the other 2 of ur bros cats?
stormpirate: (all figured out)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-02-02 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
no theyre hot dudes duh
theweakhavepurpose: (Become Strong)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
oh gud less chance of being bitten
or scratched

how hot?

no wait dont tell me
its cool its good
thnx u helped
except for my self esteem
but whatevs
all good
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