sailmods: (Default)
sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote2022-05-01 01:33 am

NPC CONTACT PAGE

GAL FRIDAY:


THE CAPTAIN:


unless he likes you then it's more like

PIRATE JENNY GUABANCEX JENNY:

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stormpirate: (so get fucked)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-01-28 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[the captain absolutely made that a valid contact number because he thinks he's funny.]

why is your dick so small
theweakhavepurpose: (Trials - Sacrifice)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-01-28 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Squint.]

wait
when didd u see my dick?

& ur
deflctin
deflkaon
d
changing the subject
stormpirate: (I'm getting out!)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-02-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
same answer for both: bc thats just how it is
theweakhavepurpose: (Thinking)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
maximum & sharky are the spiders georg of dicks
unfair
not my fault

are the other 2 of ur bros cats?
stormpirate: (all figured out)

[personal profile] stormpirate 2023-02-02 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
no theyre hot dudes duh
theweakhavepurpose: (Become Strong)

[personal profile] theweakhavepurpose 2023-02-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
oh gud less chance of being bitten
or scratched

how hot?

no wait dont tell me
its cool its good
thnx u helped
except for my self esteem
but whatevs
all good