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[ninetoes]

Oh, I see.

[He wiggles the shiv a bit. Do you want it?]

Is that the nature of our relationship now? Allowing each other to do things?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

"Each other" is a bit of a stretch.

Don't bother with any pretense. It already belongs to me.

[ninetoes]

And you belong to me, so here we are.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[a slight quirk at the corner of his lips.]

You don't want to know what happened to the last man who thought that, human.

[ninetoes]

Mm, well I assume they died terribly given our last conversation, but that doesn't change anything. I offered you a partnership, you rejected me. And now I am very willingly, gracefully, offering you my gratitude. Do you want it or not?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You have a very unique interpretation of the multiple times you've attempted to threaten me from your incredibly impotent position.

I don't want anything from you. But, that is mine. And you are going to hand it over to me.

[holds out palm]

[ninetoes]

[Izzy tongues his teeth. Fuck you. Fuck your head and the neck it rode in on. This is the worst thank you ever smh.]

I made it, I haven't given it to you yet. How's it belong to you?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You carved it. You didn't make it.

[ninetoes]

So it's Skulduggery who belongs to you.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Yes.

1/2

[ninetoes]

2/2

[ninetoes]

Is he...aware of that?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I can only assume.

[ninetoes]

Because he's yours. You've claimed him. An' he's claimed you back.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Yes.

[ninetoes]

[Skulduggery Pleasant, you lying bitch. You giant, bony, brilliant seductress.]

Huh.


Congratulations?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Thanks.

[ninetoes]

... Captain, are you familiar with the concept of matelotage?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Gesundheit.

[ninetoes]

I’ll take that as a no. It’s partnership at sea. A marriage maybe, if you want to call it that. Economical and…otherwise.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... Cool? [no idea what this has to do with anything but learning is always fun.]

[ninetoes]

You really are the worst sailor. You and Skulduggery, you’ve made claim which I assume is exclusive. You’re matelots.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

That sounds like a kind of tiny parrot. [considers...] I'll stick with lovers. That doesn't sound like a parrot of any size.

[ninetoes]

Sounds more like an albatross.

[There’s nuance in what Izzy’s trying to get at but it’s not working so he gives up. He’s so uncomfortable.]

But, in the spirit,

[He finally, fully offers back the rib.]

Thank you. For restoring Edward to me as he should be.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[blinks.

takes the rib.

and then says] I don't take credit for the things chance has done. That's all it was.