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sictransitgloriamundi: (and fire couldn't burn)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[long pause]

I forgot what the question was.
angrycrabnoises: (Facepalm)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-15 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Groan.]

ALRIGHT, LET ME JUST START OUT WITH ONE QUESTION. THAT WAY, EVEN THE TINIEST BABY GRUB CAN FOLLOW WHAT I’M SAYING.

WHY. ARE. THERE. DREAM BUBBLES. ALL OVER. THE SHIP.
sictransitgloriamundi: (there was her)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-16 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

I haven't seen any bubbles.
angrycrabnoises: (Rage)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-16 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY’RE NOT NORMAL BUBBLES!

THEY’RE POCKETS IN SPACETIME THAT STORE THE MEMORIES OF PEOPLE TRAPPED IN PARADOX SPACE, AS WELL AS THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF PREVIOUS PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES WITHIN PARADOX SPACE.

THE REASON WE HAD THEM, BACK WHERE I WAS BEFORE, IS THAT WE MADE A DEAL WITH ELDRITCH GODS. SO I’M WONDERING, IS THERE A SIMILAR DEAL GOING ON HERE? OR IS SOME POWERFUL ENTITY FUCKING WITH US?

ALSO! I HAVE HEARD THE GHOSTS ON THIS SHIP ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH, AND I PERSONALLY WOULD NOT LIKE TO GIVE THEM A VENUE TO INTERACT WITH ME IN ANY CAPACITY!
sictransitgloriamundi: (these are the things)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[zoned out about three seconds in and started getting really interested in a loose thread on his sleeve.]
angrycrabnoises: (Grumble)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-17 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT, YOU’RE NOT EVEN MILDLY CONCERNED THAT PEOPLE ARE JUST WALKING INTO MEMORIES LEFT AND RIGHT? ISN’T THIS WHOLE AREA SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR REALM? YOU ARE LOSING YOUR GRIP ON IT AND YOU’RE LIKE, “WELL FUCK ME I GUESS I’LL JUST GO BACK TO WATCHING EARTH HUMAN NARUTO WHILE EVERYTHING I’VE BUILT JUST CAVES IN AROUND ME.”

[Troll Naruto is infinitely superior to Human Naruto because there’s even more flashbacks and exposition in it. And because everyone is dating everyone.]
sictransitgloriamundi: (well all I want)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-18 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really failing to see how whatever nonsense you people get up to is ever my problem. It's not like it's something I've done; I don't even have dreams.
angrycrabnoises: (Rage)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-21 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
IT’S NOT YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?

[Karkat draws in a deep breath to keep from exploding.]

YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO ALL THE REASONS WHY IT’S IDIOTIC FOR YOU NOT TO CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PEOPLE YOU BROUGHT HERE. YOU ARE CLEARLY WELL PAST ANY ARGUING AND SEEM TOTALLY CONTENT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR APATHETIC DAYS SCRATCHING YOUR BULGE AND NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS.

BUT DO YOU GENUINELY THINK IT’S NOT YOUR PROBLEM IF SOME HORRIFIC BEING COMPLETELY HIJACKS THIS REALM - WITH YOU IN IT? BECAUSE, TO ME, THAT SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY SIGNIFICANT PROBLEM FOR EVEN THE MOST SELF-CENTERED OF JACKASSES.
sictransitgloriamundi: (ever dreamed we even could be)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-22 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Seems more like a "you" problem, to me.
angrycrabnoises: (Jaw Drop)

Tw: sui

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat opens his mouth, then closes it.]

[After a moment]


DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

THAT’S NOT A THREAT, BY THE WAY. DESPITE HOW IT SOUNDS, I AM GENUINELY ASKING.
sictransitgloriamundi: (with time in my pocket)

Tw: sui

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-24 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm relatively confident you don't want the actual answer to that question.
angrycrabnoises: (Hmm)

Tw: discussion of suicidal ideation

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-24 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
NO BECAUSE, IF IT IS...
I GET THAT.

I’VE BEEN THERE.
MANY MANY TIMES IN MY TINY FEEBLE LIFESPAN.

[Despite his naturally abrasive volume, his tone seems to have softened somewhat.]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR DEAL IS WITH IT SPECIFICALLY, AND YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA WANNA TALK ABOUT IT AND THAT’S FINE.

NOR WILL I GO ON SOME LENGTHY MASTURBATORY ORATION ON THE BEAUTY OF LIFE THAT’S MOSTLY TO GIVE MYSELF A PAT ON THE BACK INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY SITTING WAIST DEEP IN THE SHIT OF ANOTHER PERSON’S FEELINGS FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. LIFE IS ABSURD AND BRUTAL, AND THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT IT, THE SMALLER YOU GET IN RELATION TO THE GRAND FUCKING SCOPE OF IT. THIS WHOLE SHIP IS JUST A TINY BLIP IN THE FUCKING COSMOS OF PRE-ORDAINED BULLSHIT.

I THINK I’M RAMBLING SO I’M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF TO SHUT THE FUCK UP IN A MOMENT, BUT I JUST WANNA SAY, IF YOU’RE DOING ALL THIS BECAUSE IT’S EMPTY, I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
sictransitgloriamundi: (these are the things)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-25 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[long pause]

... Aren't you twelve.
angrycrabnoises: (Default)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-25 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
FOURTEEN, BUT WE HAVE IT ROUGH ON ALTERNIA.
sictransitgloriamundi: (well all I want)

[personal profile] sictransitgloriamundi 2023-03-26 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
It does seem to be one of those inherently awful realities, yes.
angrycrabnoises: (Grumble)

[personal profile] angrycrabnoises 2023-03-26 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY, FUCK YOU. ONLY ALTERNIANS GET TO SHIT ON ALTERNIA.

[Despite his words, he doesn’t actually seem mad.]