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[sictransitgloriamundi]

[his expression is completely blank, but he is looking at her very intensely.]

Does he do that often.

[saltwaterlungs]

Yes?

[ Genuinely no idea if she's giving the right answers here or not. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[probably way too long of a silence.]

Cool.

[... yeah that's it that's all he plans on saying about that.]

[saltwaterlungs]

...cool.

[ Not how she expected this to be going. ]

So is there anything that isn't forgetting what you are that you want me to do to square things, or.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

... "Square things?"

[saltwaterlungs]

Make things square. Set things right. This is my second of three languages, give me a break.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Oh, no, I know what that means.

[cocks head]

You erasing your memory was never something I wanted, was it. It was something you wanted, to gain the absolution you desire.

[saltwaterlungs]

It wasn't for that. Obviously if I used it against you, I shouldn't get to have that information, right? That's just obvious. It's a security thing.

[ Huffs. ]

I'm asking you what you want now, aren't I?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

You are. And I don't want anything.

[saltwaterlungs]

Okay. Fine, then.

[ A broad shrug like she doesn't care either way. Y'know, like a liar. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[silent staring]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Stares back. ]

You can leave whenever dude.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

I live here.

[saltwaterlungs]

I'm just saying, you can leave whenever, because I'm not going anywhere.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Duly noted.

[moves

but just to sit instead of kneel.]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Digs out her ipod and puts a headphone in. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[continuing to just sit there doing absolutely nothing.]

[saltwaterlungs]

[ Darcy's going to keep this up for literal hours if he doesn't leave first. ]

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[it just gets funnier the longer it goes he is fully willing to spend actual days sitting here.]

[saltwaterlungs]

You know you're going to have to deal with me until either me or Skulduggery disappears right.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Am I not dealing with you right now.

[saltwaterlungs]

You're just kind of sitting there silently. That's not really dealing with.

[sictransitgloriamundi]

[shrugs]

There isn't much to deal with in particular. Simply not allowing you your martyrdom has calmed you down well enough.

[saltwaterlungs]

It's not martyrdom if I come back. Why don't you want me to fix things?

[sictransitgloriamundi]

Because that's not what you're doing. Unless you have somehow developed the self-awareness necessary to recognize that when you say "things," you mean "the guilty conscience of Darcy LeJeune."